I keep forgetting Obama actually said “I’m really good at killing people.” Like he’s some sort of two dimensional Hollywood villain.
"If your butthole likes having things in it, go forth and enjoy. If it doesn’t, then you should probably listen to your body and leave your anus to its main purpose of excreting waste. If you’re trying to placate a boyfriend who won’t stop nagging you about fucking you in the ass, then he himself is an asshole, and I’d suggest he go fuck himself."
Seriously, I am a huge supporter of anal sex and can give you all the tips you may need but don’t ever feel like you have to have some sort of sexual activity that you don’t want!(via fuckyeahsexeducation)
if the vodka doesn’t fuck you up the ice-nine sure will
I luv Nate
I’m pretty sure the author didn’t expect anyone to get that far in the book.